In honor of my best friend's sister having her first baby today I decided to write a song for her and the baby. This is for you Risser!

You have been in there for nine months now
Oh sweet little baby Lucas.
It is time for you to come out kid
So we can stop calling you squid.

Risser and Eric will be great parents
None of us doubt that.
You can scream and poop and throw up on them
But they will never leave you, not even on a whim.

Welcome to the world you tiny thing
I might even like you, since our birthdays are close.
Its time baby Lucas, so help your mom out
Don't worry if she screams, it's normal for her to shout.