I am sitting on the floor in my house studying for the GRE eating a piece of toast with Fredricksberg Peach jam and I have been inspired to write a new silly song. (Anything to avoid studying). I love the title. Get it? Ha!

The "Jam" Jam

Sitting on the floor eating toast and jam
It is sweeter in my mouth than honey glazed ham.
I love the way it sticks in my mouth
They make it best in the Texas south.

There are tons of flavors that have become
Like peach, strawberry, grape and plum.
The weird ones could also make you merry
Try jalapeño, mint or maybe gooseberry.
The many ways to eat we must boast
Spread it on crackers, biscuits and even toast!

So this is my silly jam about jam
If you don't like it you can scram.
I hope this treat brings you delight
And does not make you run in fright!