The best way to travel is in an airplane
Even if airports are usually insane.
We pack our bags and rush out the door
Just to wait and wait some more.

The lines are long the food costs money
But if you say bomb they won't think it's funny.
If you miss your flight it could be a mess
But don't worry and don't stress.

How the planes stay up I will never know
They sure don't like to fly in the snow.
Why do I do it I like to ask
Because to drive would take too much gas.

Next time you fly bring a book and a smile
You might be waiting for a while.
But don't worry and keep your bags near
If you give them to a stranger you have lots to fear!

La la, lalalalalala la!

Once again the tune is in my head so feel free to sing it however you want!